Your Throne Deserves an Upgrade!
Flash Sale Friday
This Friday only, April 10, all stores, while supplies last, get four rolls of awesome Caboo Bamboo Toilet Paper for a steal at $1.99—a massive 63% off the standard retail.
Don’t miss out on your chance to have the coolest TP on the block! Earth-friendly, septic system-friendly, bum-friendly.
Love Deals? You’ll Love Our Texts!
“Wait,” you say, clutching the artisanal tote bag you use to shop the Co-op with. “How will I know when the next chaotic price drop or special event happens?” Good question, imaginary customer. You sign up for our texts!
While email is great for deep dives on organic pickles, a text update is a finely tuned instrument of pure, unadulterated grocery speed. We text you the deal, you show up, you win at life. It’s that simple. No spam, no fluff, no overdoing it, just “Hey, this product is cheap right now” once in a while at random and unpredictable intervals.
